Auction Item: Get Fictionally Murdered by Dan Wells

Dan Wells, Utah’s premiere horror author, has dark needs that must be filled–the voices say that someone must die, and that lucky someone could be you! The winner of this auction will appear, by name, in one of Dan’s upcoming thrillers or horror novels, where he or she will be gruesomely, shockingly, and/or spectacularly murdered. (If you would prefer to offer up your neighbor/lawyer/mother-in-law, that can be arranged as well; the voices don’t care who, they just want blood!)

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About rockcanyon

Rick Walton has worked as a cook in a Mexican restaurant, a secretary, a missionary, an arts administrator, a school teacher, and a computer software writer and designer. But now he has the best job of all–writing for children. He is the author of over eighty books for children. His works include joke books, picture books, a collection of poetry, activity books, a play, mini-mysteries, and educational software. He loves to read, travel, play the guitar, study foreign languages, and write. Rick graduated from Brigham Young University in Spanish, with a Portuguese minor. His wife, Ann, is a computer programmer who has worked for IBM, Novell, and WordPerfect, and who nows works for Rick. They have five children. They live in a hodge-podge house on a secluded lot with a thousand trees, in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains.
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13 Responses to Auction Item: Get Fictionally Murdered by Dan Wells

  1. Karen Evans says:

    $15

  2. Berna Dean Olsen says:

    $100

  3. kristen chandler says:

    $20

  4. BC Woods says:

    $105

  5. Berna Dean Olsen says:

    $125

  6. BC Woods says:

    $150

  7. BC Woods says:

    $350

  8. BC Woods says:

    $500

    I realize I’m outbidding myself, but it’s for charity and I won’t be at the auction tomorrow. Also, this is the highest amount I feel comfortable paying without Dan Wells murdering me in real life. Not that I want to die, I just believe in value for value.

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